Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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