mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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