After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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