I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I am puke
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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