It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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