come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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