he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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