Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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