WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
he fucked my hip out of place.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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