Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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