Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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