New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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