i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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