Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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