shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Also, beer. Big fan.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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