playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
All I want is dick and wine.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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