In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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