So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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