Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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