I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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