now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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