I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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