i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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