Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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