Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Do plants get herpes?
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