Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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