dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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