i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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