All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I am spending my child support on dildos
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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