But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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