bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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