Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Terrible idea I love it
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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