Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she woke up with a sticky ear
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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