Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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