i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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