I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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