I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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