pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
