You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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