Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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