Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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