I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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