i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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