i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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