forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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