we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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