She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
