i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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