I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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