nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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