You really coming over, don't trick.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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