You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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