Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"

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(416): View more from Ontario

Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.

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(916): View more from California

Michael Bay diarrhea

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser

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(510): View more from California

you told grandpa to call you daddy

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday

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(719): View more from Colorado

I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole

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(614): View more from Ohio

Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date

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