Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Randomize