Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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