I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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